- I met a few caucasians who are Santa worthy. The difficult part is actually asking if they are interested. I haven’t thought about how potentially insulting it’ll sound until I was seconds away from asking one. In the following split second, I also saw images of myself getting punched in the face, so in the end, the words never got through. Heng ah, so this is why my agent didn’t source for people himself, he wants to get me beaten up instead. Employee welfare is apparently an unknown term for him.

- I think I’ve reached the age where I find all children annoying. Especially the overambitious ones who are only up to my knees at full height. But their short limbs, oversized diapers and ineptness at intelligible speech doesn’t stop them from tottering ALL OVER the place, screeching like crazy banshees. Some mental people would call them cute, I find them very very kickable.

- Web 2.0. An exciting time for Internet Technologies. Aileen is working in a company who is right at the frontline but she doesn’t appreciates it. I’m effing jealous! How unfair is this world!!! But on the other hand, the part time IT course that I am eyeing on is taking full time students for the next intake! This means I don’t have to work and study simultaneously, which means a higher survival rate. It means I may not die. Isn’t that great news? Plus, I can be schoolmates with Paul shifu and my twin bro! Yippee!

- I had Coffee Bean’s Caesar Salad for lunch today. Yum. My colleague had Chicago Cheesecake and I nicked a few bites. Yum! Oh, and I applied for the Coffee Bead card, it’s great for people who frequent there. You can read more about the card here. Hee. I frequent coffee bean when I’m in JC, coffee club when I’m in nus and starbucks when I’m working. Now back to where I started from. My mum is a Dome fan. Ack. My Dad likes Ya Kun! Hahaha!

- I have my own paparazzi! Huixian! She’s so interested in my love life, she asks everything about who I’m seeing and now she even demands to see them. Like…where is he? Why is he not here? I want to see him. Take me to him! Now now now! It’s scary.

Convo with my Mum. Only two of us at home now.

Me: Why cannot keep!?
Mum: No no no, I don’t like this kind of of thing.
Me: All mothers said they hate dogs too but in the end the dogs always become their favourite k. My friend said his mum treats his dog better than she treats him.
Mum: No no, I just don’t like. So dirty…hair flying everywhere.
Me: At first they also said the same thing what, but dogs are so cute. They can tell if you’re sad and they’ll snuggle you.
Mum: That’s why, why get so attached and be upset when they eventually die? I very emotional one, I cannot take it.
Me: (thinking…”Wah, she is good. Sly and cunning Mum.”) Huh? Cuz they can die you don’t keep meh? We can also die then why you still gave birth.
Mum: Choy!!!! But sometimes I wonder too. If it isn’t better if I didn’t have kids, then I don’t have to worry about them all the time.
Me: ok. you win.