We are all gonna watch Ice Age 2 tomorrow.

Here are some email exchange regarding the movie.

Mum
Are all of you interested to watch the ICE AGE 2 tomorrow 1 April 2006, 11.00 am????????

Dad
no thanks

Mum
NO????? I thought the children love it so mucccch??? If no, then I give the tickets to others….

Dad
OK then I will be the driver lor..if they wants i follow lor

I love how my mum sounds like she has been drinking. Haha.

Yay…the movie is in the morning! I love mornings! The freshness and beauty of it touches me so much, it makes me wanna hide under the covers and cry. Sometimes, I’ll be so tired from all the crying and morning appreciation shit, I’ll fall asleep again, waking up in time for tea. Ok..the truth is, that happens everyday but my point is, mornings are beautiful.

My parents collected their new car yesterday. It’s not expensive or anything but they are so visibly excited over their new toy, it’s cute to watch them.

Guy: Did you bring your com card (sp?)?
Me: Er no?
Guy: No portfolio?
Me: No…
Guy: Have you done a fashion show?
Me: Er….no..
Guy: But can you walk?
Girl: Of coz she can walk, right?
Me: Er…yea…

Then I walk awkwardly across the room twice. Embarassing.

Anyway, my mum wants me to quit events forever. I don’t particularly enjoy them but why say no to such easy money, you can easily make thousand five in a week’s worth of work. I reckoned she thinks I’m too preoccupied with them to find a proper job. But at least she stopped hinting about boyfriends now.

I met up with my ex-colleagues yesterday and heard that most of the media and marketing team left or are in the midst of leaving. I have a lot to say about the management style of my old company but I’ll just keep it within that circle of friends. I used to be nervous about stepping into the corporate world and competing with all the savvy looking yuppies. Then after working in a few companies, I realised that smart office wear and swanky corporate image are not always backed by competency. Then it wasn’t so scary after all.

Also went to the national library after dinner to borrow a couple of books, it was my first time inside but I wasn’t impressed at all. The interior decor is inferior to its architecture.

Just when I’m about to go out. It starts pouring. Brilliant timing yo.

And my bra is not willing me to breathe. I’m losing weight and gaining fats.

I shouldn’t compromise myself with lesser job offers just because they are available. I ought to be more pro-active with my job hunting then. And when my friends are looking jobs FOR me, I ought to take the hint.

Then there are a bunch of them who are matching me with every nice guy they know, and who would relentlessly interogate me about my non-existing love life.

Different clique of friends have very different dynamics and priorities and I know where they are all coming from…I’m grateful that they all want me to have what they deem as important.

What do I think is important? Complicated.

One side of me is taking a painfully slow time to figure things out. Cuz while the head points red alert to my biological clock and tells me to do practical stuff, the heart finds its way to all things useless. Like the sims. Or more recently, cooking.

It is not wrong to let your heart lead but problem is, even if it does get interested in practical things it NEVER follows through anyway. You see me being semi good at many things but none of them ever being good enough to sustain a lifetime. And once I reached some sort of recognition, the heart automatically clings itself to the next random thing.

If you’re still following, I’ve touched on one side. Then the other part is what I call the whatever part. And it is growing. It works around the basis of “Why bother? We are all going to die anyway.” It is unique from the first part cuz neither the heart nor head really agrees with it.

I don’t know what this side is doing to me exactly, but I suspect it is the reason why pointless posts like this gets written. And right now, it is asking me to watch Ophra.

- Wasn’t gone for too long eh? This blog is becoming a habit. Damn!
- You know, heading to club at 11 and being back home at 2 is not only a waste of money but partypooperish too.
- I was flipping through my old things and you know….girls are the sweetest things. They write you little notes in cutesy paper/card for the smallest thing…things like thanks for being so sweet and you’ll write them back saying thank YOU for being so sweet and they’ll write you more and you’ll end up with a box of such sweet notes that you’ll keep and remember the times where girls are mostly sweet. I really think most of us grow up to bitches.
- My current food rave is Oats. Game addicts need fast food and Oats are even more instant than instant noodles. Microwave on high for one minute and you’ll have nutritionous, high fibre and delicious oats. I love Oats!

SIMS ALERT

Got my paycheck today and what better reward than The Sims University Expansion Pack!? Yay!!!

Anyway, if you all paid attention. I meekly hinted that Adriana Lima will be playing me. How am I able to justify it? I can’t. So I made all my friends prettier. And now, everytime I look at them, I get jealous.

And he’s super fast.

Alright, I’m not free anymore. To make up for the coming lack of my awesome online presence, I’ll give you msn 8 invites.

Toodles!

For the sake for writing things that has nothing to do with the Sims.

- I miss friends! I love that show to death. Every character is so lovable and I find myself changing my favourite friend as the seasons change. Joey was once my favourite friend, then Phoebe too cuz she’s a bit like me…but most of the time, it would be Chandler Bing cuz he’s a total sweetheart. *swoons*

- My friend showed me the livejournal of Timothy Goh and I was immediately assaulted by his personal pictures, plastered all over the site. There are people who keep sites as a mean to flaunt themselves ala Dawn Yang. Then there are camgirls like Renee who are not even subtle about it.

The difference is. They are gorgeous, which makes it easier to overlook their narcissism. Ew, I’m disgusted. He taught me a thing or two though. Let’s just say I won’t be posting personal pictures ever. And I think that’s a great idea! Cuz 10 years down the down, I could be old and hideous but in your head, I’ll be eternally young. Nice!

- Pinkytoast has lovely drawings. Gorgeous colourings. Have I told you I hate people who can draw? Which reminds me, look at these hot fafi items. Adidas has great taste, like me!

Finally, some good things today.

- My computer is coming back today! New hard disk and added RAM came up to a total of $418! Totally ripped! But since I’m an idiot with hardware, what can I do right? I have entertained thoughts of throwing the computer out and buying a macintosh instead but since Sims is not compatible with Mac OS, it is out of the picture for now.

- I found a stash of money in my old wallet. $250 from a gig I did damn long time ago.

- I’m using this bodyworks shower gel and lotion my friend gave me. Ooh I smell scrumptious.

Plugging the pretty nunames sites: nifty.nu and xoxo.nu

Computer is coming back at least a week later. I can’t play sims on the lappie cuz I don’t think this laptop can handle the game. So meanwhile, I’m doing some massive downloading and will be rebuilding my sims world all over again.

I’m also working on the storyboard (I’m that serious). Sylvia is gonna be the sexiest girl in school and Reverie will be this hot blonde who hates her. Paul and Terrence are male cheerleaders (Haha!). Derry the casanova shall be gay in my world and he’ll be in love with Herman, a lead guitarist in a punk rock band.

We will all be super gorgeous cuz that’s how things run in my world. I’m the goddess man, all must comply to my rules.

There will also be losers inspired by the real losers I’ve bumped into. They will all die eventually. Muahahaha!

Anyway, I thought this have the potential to look like me if I can Asianised her and give her smaller eyes, flatter nose, shorter face and chubbier cheeks.

A bit similiar la…right? Just that she’s much prettier. Here’s an obscure picture of me to help you.

I won’t be using her though. Cuz Adriana Lima will play me. Why? Because I can! Whahaha. Besides, if I make everybody Chinese, it’ll be too confusing.

PS: Paul, I saw this and I just had to download it. It made me laugh out loud.

I’m not late! I played it shortly after it was launched but since it was so new, third party downloads weren’t as extensive as the original sims. That effectively robbed all the fun away. But now, 2 years down and 3 expansion packs later, the game is smoking hot! I love how you can sculpt your sims into anyone (if you’re skilled enough, which I’m not). I’ve downloaded Adriana Lima, I shall make her my best friend. And no prize for guessing who I’m gonna marry. Jake the husband and Justin my toyboy. Oooh life is good in Sims.

Anyway, I don’t think I’m talking about anything else anymore. If you don’t play the game, that’s just too bad…cuz you’re not gonna understand half of what I’m saying.

The Chinese skins are usually far more superior than the english ones. I lost all my bookmarks because of that lousy hard drive problem but here’s one example I managed to find, not the best ones out there. They are always detailed when it comes to human anatomy, most of the sims are quite breathtaking.

This site has amazing cosmetics. Check out its honey lip glosses. Best looking lips ever!

The english sites are usually excellent with fashion. European sites are great with furnitures and architectural stuff. SimGedohns has one of the best lots. Monsun house here is one of my favourite.

Alright, that’s all for now.

I’ve got the Blue Screen of Death.

Damn you, damn you to hell!

I ran a chkdsk and the SMART report said the hard disk is failing. I don’t know…time to send it to the experts and see what they say.

!@#$

I was SO into Sims 2. I spent 2 days downloading beautiful furnitures and building materials preparing to build an amazing home for me and my posse. Now this! Bloody brilliant.

Have been doing events and stuff. The St Patrick’s fairy thing was fun but I got shot down by one stupid asshole who complained to the headquarters that I was spending too much time talking to a couple of Brits. That is effing ridiculous!

Damn, I think I’ll be downgraded to a leprechaun this week. There are 2 fairies, 8 leprechauns and 8 promoters for this event. Think I’m not getting any fairy wings this week! Blah.

I hate events. It’s so downgrading… everyone thinks you’re some kinda bimbo. No ones believes you’re from a university cuz they’ll be like, then why are you doing this? -_-”

I’ve got no shows this week. Damn. I wanna dance!

Meme from Evie!
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My pal has a spanking new apartment located near town. She knows I club often and said I can sleepover after clubbing so I won’t have to spend so much on cab fares. AW!! Is that not sweet??? My buddies rock!

Anyway, I threw out my nightmare boots yesterday. I only wore them 4 times but the heels wore out badly. Waste of money.

Wore the other pair to work yesterday but it was hurting too for some weird reasons. Maybe my socks were too thick. Hmmm..

Work was a private function at the new Mercedes Benz showroom. The invited guests were all treated to…*drumroll*… Starsports airing of the Gulf Race. Zzzz….Might as well watch at home right? Tag heuer made the four of us wear their watches. We had to write down our IC number in case we ran away. Please….watches are watches. They are boring old school gadgets that I can’t be bothered with.

What’s great? THE FOOD! Lasagne, smoked salmon, creme brulee tarts, catfish cakes…too bad I don’t have time to indulge in the food after we ended work. I only had a small plate of food and is now suffering from massive medium rare roasted beef craving.

Today’s work was cooler, I was a fairy, which means prettier hair, shimmering make up, sparkle dust all over my body. The costume was a heart corset with fluffy tutu, kinda cute! But the thing I love most are my fairy wings. I’ve always wanted to flounce around with a pair of fairy wings. Winged at last but I was far from flouncing. My boots were so hurtful, I was limping most of the time.

And that is why I’m at home even though some of my friends are in MS. I wore that boots to make sure I go home early for once. Works like magic.

Forbes list is out. Bill is still number one. I love how he’s still the epitome of geekiness. Look at that grin, that’s hot! A quick scan through the list and you’ll realise what people say is true. The geeks rule the world!

Had to take a break from bumming in my place so I went bumming at my friend’s place in Malaysia. It was wonderful! Spent a lot of time bonding with my friend’s adorable Japanese Spitz. She is so super hyperactive and cute! She sings/howls with the piano. And if you play Fur Elise, she’ll just lie on the floor and listen intently. (As shown)

Can you stand this much cuteness? She looks like a teddy bear! Awww…I miss her already! I love animals a lot! I get especially estatic when I see horses, dogs, dolphins (who doesn’t love those anyway), snakes, elephants etc etc. I worked in the zoo once and was helping out with the elephants. Had to prepare their food, feed them and help out at the rides. It was so fun! I would have love to wash them but too bad they didn’t let us do that. I cleaned up their poo poo though. It’s not as gross as human poo cuz while humans eat all sorts of junk elephants are herbivorous. If you’re planning to visit the zoo, you should try volunteering instead. You take away so much more with you, and the zookeepers tell you all sorts of crazy zoo stories.

Anyway, lookie! I’m a pixie! Whahaha!

Oh you know, I think I’ve got an invincible stomach. I have never gotten high before even though I’ve drank as much as I can, with the aim of getting high…I can drink shots and shots of tequila shooters without feeling any difference. Weird.

Just like last night… Cups after cups of hard liquour and one flaming lamborghini and I merely felt warmer.

So after that I was walking along clark quay towards the taxi stand and I since I had to to walk by Attica, I decided to go say hi. I went beyond the free entry to free drinks too. Ahahaha. I know…it’s so pointless. And since they’re so nice, I went in for a look see…being alone in a place swarmed with crazy Caucasians is a bit scary. But I managed to find like ONE Malay in that whole area and I hung around him a bit before heading home.

Would you believe me?

I have a pretty good stop messenging me reply to use when people I don’t even like replying to asks me out.

example: Why not free?
Me: My boyfriend housewarming later.

If you simply say you’re going out with your boyfriend later, it sounds like you’re just trying to pull a fast one on him. But mine is so explicit and kwazhang, he’ll think “she can’t possibly make that shit up.” It’ll only work if you don’t really know the person of cuz. heh

I was kidding with the previous drawing, I ain’t THAT bad! I wanted a certain art teacher to scoff at me but I guess he haven’t dropped by yet. Or maybe he doesn’t wanna hurt my feelings.

So anyway, I tried a little doodling last night. Drawing girls for the first time, obviously inspired by my girly graffiti heroines. I may not be good but I’m at least better than Aileen. Ahahah inside joke.

Sexy House Visitor

That’s what I wrote in my msn nick cuz my friend is coming over for a visit. We are bummers…although we are by no means valueless to the society. We make at least $5000 per month between the both of us. Ok so most of it belongs to her but well that’sreallynotimportant.

Then the following conversation ensues
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When you try talking some sense into people too consumed by their feelings. You might as well sleep cuz it ain’t gonna happen.

And so many times I’ve seen people avoiding the truth to prevent themselves from getting hurt. Or worse…they lie to themselves or feign ignorance.

From Herman, who is hopelessly in love.

Ignorance with love is better than knowledge without it?

Really? That’s so dumb?

Which reminds me. Boyfriends better not try to buaya me because I have like figuratively the biggest mouth ever. I can’t even keep my own secrets, much less yours.

Then again, I might sustain myself due to the delusional tendencies of girlfriends. They seem to prefer putting the blame on anyone else (namely me) as oppose to their buaya boyfriends and I find this very annoying and ridiculous. Believe anything you want but your boyfriend is certainly no Jake. Not Jake, zero interest.

Of cuz I’ve considered the fact that Jake doesn’t know I exist. But doesn’t love transcend everything? That’s what all the lovey mofos are always saying. I don’t really get it but I think they are telling me that if I love Jake enough, he’ll be mine. And that’s a great concept. By the way, I really love Justin Timberlake too.

Anyway, I blogged about a certain pretty Minn before. She’s in Miss Singapore this year so remember to check her out. Really pretty yet humble. Who wouldn’t like a girl like that?

A meme!

5 things i would like to say to 5 people.

1. Although you’re totally not listening to whatever I’m saying but I’ve still got to tell you this. Move on…there are other fishes in the sea.

2. You deserve it all! I wish I am more happy for you, but you’re just too unbelieveably good it’s annoying. Love you anyways.

3. Dude, quit obsessing. It’s so wussy! And anyway, you’re damn fickle. *smacks*

4. Yes I miss you babe, stop asking me all the time!!! It’s embarassing!

5. I love you dearly!!!!!!!!!

Anyhoo! I was bored last night so I did some drawing!!

Tell me now! Do you see a Da Vinci in me? Yes sure or yes definately?

When someone you used to date sent you a song like this. It’s nothing more than a poorly disguised curse. The curse of spinsterhood. No, actually I don’t think there was any attempt to hide his motive at all. He could have just send me a rag doll with my face on it, heartlessly pierced with rusted pins, and it would have been just as clear.

Damn you. Damn you for being so revengeful, it sickens me to the core.

But if he was Jake. He can kick me in the stomach and stab me in the face and I’d still forgive him. So I guess the song does not hold, cuz he’s not Jake. Cuz the only lovin I want is the sweet lovin of Jake Gyllenhaal.

awwww….btw this is freakin funny. Jake drunk.

My friend was so upset after watching Moulin Rouge. Lamenting how love doesn’t exist anymore.

Love is so overated. It exists, fine. It doesn’t, fine. I don’t care. It’s not THAT important.

What’s important? Joy. Who wants love if it means you’re upset all the damn time. Isn’t happiness what people want when they’re in love? No happiness then might as well give up on the love or else it makes no sense. Love makes no rational sense.

So it’s quite obvious what is ultimately important. It’s Joy. And the Internet. That’s all we need. Ok… maybe bread and butter pudding too. But the rest are negligible.

Oscars

I never really cared for Hollywood actors. And since Brad Pitt went down the Fat Uncle lane, they got less appealing. But oh my! Jake is maturing fast isn’t he? There’s this raw sexiness about him, probably because he kinda resembles wolverine, and I like that a lot! *raur*

But my current favourite Hollywood Actor has got to be George Clooney. He’s so charming! And he’s always funny. Wo xi xuan!

I’m glad to say that I only clubbed once this weekend despite temptations thrown at me on Saturday night. And that one time was because I had a gig so since I’m going home late anyway, might as well club right?

Anyway, early Saturday morning… I dragged the half dead Aileen to Maccas so I can have my big breakfast. And this weird Angmo appeared outta nowhere and sat with us. It was so weird. Aileen was sleeping, I was eating and he just came over and plopped himself beside us. Then he started talking to me cuz Aileen was sleeping. I decided to entertain him for the sake of Singaporeans. I don’t want them stereotyping us as anti-social asians. BIG MISTAKE.

Firstly, the chinese guys from the next table kept looking at us and outrightly talked about us in hokkien. It was so obvious that the angmo commented about it.

Him: Those guys are talking about you
Me: I know…but who cares.
Him: I’m just telling you
Me: Yea but it’s kinda obvious isn’t it

You can tell from my tone that I’m not in a good mood. So here’s the second reason why it’s a big mistake to entertain him. He was getting too friendly. At one point, he asked me what I was drinking and I told him it’s milk. It’s milk ok? Not coke or sprite or ice-lemon tea where they use the ubiquitous paper cup. Isn’t the magnolia milk carton clear enough already? But he apparently thought I’m lying because he picked up my milk and took a sip and said..yea it’s milk.

Wtf!!! That’s beyond rude!! I never touch it since. What the hell! He wasted like 70% of my milk. And I was Thirsty!

Then if that was not enough, he tried to hold my hand!!!

Me: *staring at him* What are you doing?
Him: Hahaha. What’s wrong?
Me: *incredulous stare* I’m trying to eat here!?

Then I started eating with the knife to show him how preoccupied I was with my hands, previously I was just randomly poking my food with the fork. Now thinking back I should just told him off right? But I think I was quite shocked by that gesture and the moment to flare up simply slipped me by. Flaring up after I comprehended the situation is only gonna make me look retarded. And besides the chinese guys were still looking and it was getting embarassing.

With him irritating me and the bunch of Chinese guys blatantly talking about us, I lost my appetite so I woke Aileen up and we left before I finish my food. It took us a lot of effort just to shake that angmo off, he followed us all the way to the MRT station, kept insisting on sending us back. Then in MRT station, at 7 bloody am, when I can hardly walk, another guy hit on me again. What the what the what the !@#$@#$. I hate men! Do I look desperate or something!? I don’t mind some of them though. Like…you know la. Hahaha. Actually, you don’t know but my real friends would know.

Oh anyway, I met this kinda cute guy in this club where I was working. His friend was trying to sell him to me but well… it’s my personal rule not to know guys from my dance shows. I mean…a guy trying to know a dancer. It doesn’t feel right already.

Paul mentioned the top 4 most desirable women to date (not settle down with)
1) Models
2) Dancers
3) Flight Stewardess
4) University Undergrads

Oooh.. According to Paul, I’m desirable! Ahahah.

I got inspired to make a list too. So here is my Top 4 Most desirable men to date!!!
1) Obsessive Programmers
2) Hmmm..Justin Timberlake
3) Bansky
4) Mil Millington

You may think I’m illusive but nah, I’m just being explicit.

Sunday

And I had Crystal Jade Dimsum + Delifrance Cafe Glace + Mixed Nut Bar + Herbal Jelly since I woke up this morning. That’s a big improvement!

Went shopping at spotlight to look for satin quilt cover. Or maybe I should get this instead? I can’t decide between pink or claret though. Whatever, I just want a satin comforter!

Nonoi
Unexpected? Not really. People can do the most horrible things to each other. But to a defenceless 2 year old who trusted him? Incomprehensible. I heard these are the kind of people the prisoners can’t wait to get their hands on. I do hope that’s true.

Thirteen Things about Priscilla! 1. I spend most money on food or gadgets. 2. I love playing Sims but Sims 2 is so hard to keep up with. 3. I like most people, I feel sorry for the rest. Cuz if I (such an accepting person) don’t like you, you must be pretty pathetic. Haha. 4. I’m currently breaking out. Damn! 5. I’m supposed to meet my friend at 11 in town. It’s already 10.19 and I’m still in my pajamas. Whoops. 6. I don’t care what people are saying about Dave Chapelle, he still rocks! 7. I admire people with the gift of the gab and jealous of people who can draw. 8. Current ringtone is anticipating by Britney Spears cuz it matches the pink phone. 9. I love singing to Foolish Games by Jewel. Or anything by Jewel really. I’m adaptable that way. 10. I’m always constipated and hungry. The irony. 11. I’m lazy and energetic. Ah the irony. 12. My english grammer really cannot make it. 13. My dream job has always been a News Presenter. Sigh. Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1. (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!)

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