Archive for April, 2006

Fun!

April 29, 2006 Joy Comments

Momo was so wonderful yesterday! It was another one of those nights where the whole place was filled with people you know. Best of all, they are all fun people who knows how to kick back and enjoy the moment. Whahahaha.

Like…Andy was super corny, he’s so entertaining. He can dance like siao yet humble enough to teach us his dance choreography. Robin acted like he was drunk half the time. He taught us this super lame loser dance routine…. so Ceeeute! Elise dropped by at around 5 plus and oh my, she’s super hot! Willy was dressed so decently! He was blocking my path trying to get my attention. I saw him outta the corner of my eye and thought he was some loser so I had a huge scowl on my face meant to repel people by at least 3 feet and he said I was fierce. Ahahaha whoops sorry!

John of Momo saw us drinking water and told us that the staff are not suppose to give people water. Oopsie! He then offered to treat me and Aileen a shot of Bacardi 151 each. I told him one shot is enough. Good move. Cuz right after I gulped half of it down, I was hopping around madly with eyes tightly squinched cuz the drink left a smarting sensation in my mouth while it sizzled its way down my throat, right into my stomach.

It was weirdly nice though! Like “oOooh…I can feel it going down…oOooh, it’s burning my stomach lining.” But that was it. Man….I realise I can drink.

We went for brekkie at 6 plus and I haven’t been able to stop eating since. I think my energy was completely and well spent. Great way to kick off the long weekend isn’t it? Heheh.

Thursday

April 28, 2006 People Comments

Met up with a few nice people from tomorrow.sg for dinner earlier. It was at this sucky restaurant in Pacific Plaza. What’s the name of the place? I didn’t bother to know, but it’s at ground level, beside the escalator. Tomorrow.sg people are nice because they paid for the dinner. Haha. No la, they are really nice. And it’s great to be able to meet the more elusive ones. Not so mysterious anymore! Hah!

Friday will be a long day. Saturday will be long too. Marche on Saturday. Like finally. Alright, off to sleep. Important meeting tomorrow, hope to finally settle some outstanding stuff.

I’m Beautiful

April 27, 2006 Blurbs Comments

Conversation with my baby sister.

joy says:
am I pretty or am I beautiful?
12slc- p [e] a [r] l [e] e [n] :: i kidnapped smiley molly :: says:
must i pick one?
joy says:
yea only two choices darling
12slc- p [e] a [r] l [e] e [n] :: i kidnapped smiley molly :: says:
pitiful

Charming.

Anyway, of cuz I don’t think I’m pretty or beautiful. But friends rather see me pretending to think I’m pretty, cuz they enjoy putting me down. Lovefool is always telling me, in exact terms, to “shut the F*** up fugly kang chng kang (asshole), talk some more and I’ll punch your head in”…sometimes, I wonder if he really means what he says but… as long as he’s happy man…as long as he’s happy…. *sad shrug*

Honestly, I’ll give myself a 5. Plus 0.5 for make-up, plus 0.5 for legs, plus 0.5 for height and minus 0.5 for the harry potter messy crop of hair. Some people might take away 5 points for my lack of boobs but whatever, you superficial bastards, nobody cares about what YOU think.

I might as well be on another planet when it comes to boobs. Planet ballerinas. No, I don’t find them disgusting… neither am I a huge fan. Weird huh?

Slurps

April 25, 2006 Nerdette Comments

I want!!!

From another part of cybernet, Germaine blogged about the pink N72 too and the following comments were made.

juicypout
2006-04-26 06:47 am UTC (link)
Can imagine tinklet(me) lusting after this phone but I think the Razr looks better. Hot pink is still hotter!

hypodermically
2006-04-26 07:09 am UTC (link)
I’ve seen so many people with the hot pink RAZR but no ‘seh’ to carry it off. So far only Cessy(me also) can make it. Heh.

juicypout
2006-04-26 07:49 am UTC (link)
That’s true. Hehe. Man..I hate my present nokia 6230i

Evie aka juicypout is very clever.

Weekend

April 24, 2006 General Comments

It went by in a blur, cuz I was too tired most of the time to comprehend what actually happened.

There was work, then momo in Friday night. The place was swarmed with dancers and there are familiar faces everywhere. Reached home in the morning. Sleep then head down to Hyatt for an interview to be enlisted into NTU. Groggily wrote a short essay in 15 mins on the feasibility of physical library, printed documents, buildings and human intermediaries being replaced by electronic documents that are made available in public domains and its pros and cons.

Simple question have to phrase until like that meh?

Interview was alright I guess. The interviewer adviced me to switch to another course because the one I wanted may be too technical for me to handle. Course fees also increased. He said he’ll do a transfer and recommendation if I’m okay with that. I told him to go ahead since I’ve already paid for registration fee and went for the interview. So we’ll see….

After dinner, went to momo again. Zzzz…

I slept my Sunday away. I was feeling so lethargic it was so bad.

Woke up early this morning for a run. Refreshed!

*edits*

My head still feels heavy. I’m itching for a run again tonight, especially since I didn’t do well this morning. I ran for about 30 minutes and then had to stop at around 1 km away from home to walk all the way home. First time I had to stop before finishing my route. Argh! So xia suay!

Geekette!

April 21, 2006 Nerdette Comments

Stupid Aileen refuses to meet me earlier cuz she’s busy playing Maple Story. If she’s playing World of Warcraft I might understand but Maple Story!? She’s making me wait for 3 hours because of some 2D animation game? Tamade!

Francis Junrong: home says:
pi po
joy says:
yo!
joy says:
where are you?
joy says:
i’m bored
Francis Junrong: home says:
jus got home
Francis Junrong: home says:
u party ger, go party lor
joy says:
later la
joy says:
but now nothing to do…

*sighs*
Ok at the meantime, I’ll show you how no life I am.
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Se7en meme

April 19, 2006 Blurbs Comments

Seven dreams before death:
1) Be a Cirque du soleil ringmaster.
2) Be a Hollywood IT girl/one of VS perfect ten.
3) Cut a multi-platinum pop album and shoot a dance video.
4) Present headline news for CNN.
5) Head Chef for a posh dinner party ala the naked chef.
6) Be the CEO of an IT MNC
7) Prima Ballerina of the Royal Ballet School.

Simple dreams, nothing fancy.

Seven things I can’t do in this lifetime:

See above.

Seven things that attract me:
1) Food
2) Gadgets
3) Pretty girls
4) Pink/Rainbow
5) Dogs/Puppies
6) Stationaries/Books
7) Sparkley trinkets

Seven things I say:
1) Huh?
2) Lah…lor and all the annoying singlish.
3) What rubbish.
4) Oi.
5) Er.
6) Wa lau.
7) Oh my god.

Seven books that I love:
1) LOTR
2) All Harry Potter Books
3) Stardust
4) Fairytales by Hans Anderson
5) Poe Gothic Collections
6) Fire in the Valley
7) My diaries…personal ma.

Seven movies that I’ve loved:
1) Lord Of The Rings trilogy
2) Donnie Darko
3) Napolean Dynamite
4) Moulin Rouge
5) Legally Blonde
6) Spirited Away
7) Centerstage

Tagging: Whoever who wanna do it.

Time Flies

April 17, 2006 Bitchings Comments

Weekend was fun. It really felt like a proper weekend this time round, not just part of a perpetual time out.

My sister and I had a little debate with my mum and auntie over the purpose of blogging. They were really against blogging and the whole notion of putting your dirty laundry out for the whole world to scrutinise. A few wrong assumptions right there.

Firstly, the whole world doesn’t care.

Secondly, what people write are up to their own discretion. People don’t have have to write everything their blog. If they’re stupid enough to write stupid things like how they killed somebody today, then there are bigger issues to worry about…like why are they so stupid in the first place. The root problem (stupidity) will not be resolved even if you prevent them from blogging. I’m not saying that they should blog thereof, I’m saying it can’t be helped. Cuz if I have my way, a lot of people will not be blogging. A lot of people will not be talking either. In fact, a lot of people will not exist.

What is my purpose of blogging? I lost the purpose over the years, if there was even one to begin with. But there are a few reasons why I’m still writing.

1) Habit
2) Update my friends. In fact, there are often subtext that only the closer friends would appreciate, which is where where I get the most enjoyment from. There are also private posts that you can’t see. Nananeepoo.
3) I kinda enjoy writing and bitching on my blog.

Lastly, I see myself growing up bit by bit. I see myself contradicting with the old self. I see how my life progress. And it kinda reaffirms myself as a person.

A huge part of securing your identity and existence is to share it with someone. A big part of why we do things is showing other people what we’re doing. It’s not the same as being famous, it’s more like to reaffirm your existence cuz someone can reaffirm it too. And also to prove that whatever you do is not purely your imagination alone. Something like that la. I shall discuss this further with my philosophy friend to see if I’m simply crapping. Bye for now…back to work.

Speedy Shopper

April 16, 2006 Nerdette Comments

Spent $200+ on three pieces of cloth in half an hour on Friday. Ouchie. Went shopping again on Saturday to pick up a few more clothes. Finally got myself a pair of leggings, I think it’s already so last season but whatever, it’s comfy. :P

Anyway, this is a content entry for Worth1000. The theme is Childhood Renaissance.

In this contest your task is to depict the masterpieces of the renassiance masters (or other time periods) as they were drawn when the masters were children.

And this entry is by far, my favourite. I think it depicts M.C. Escher but Escher is not in the Renaissance period is he?

MC Kid

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Cinderella

April 13, 2006 Blurbs Comments

Been reaching home at midnight everyday, cuz I’ve been trying to do some shopping but I haven’t crossed anything significant off my shopping list. Maybe it’s because I don’t enjoy buying inedible or non technological related stuff. Which reminds me, I don’t understand why anyone would spend money on identical tops with “different colors what” or 3 billion pairs of shoes.

So anyway, I’ve been trying very hard to get me more office clothes but I kept getting distracted by food or if I’m ever in a fashion boutique itself, I’ll get distracted by the flashier sparklier clothes instead. I’m gonna try shopping one more time later tonight. Gotta stay focus!

Tomorrow should be fun. The cotton candy babes are planning something different from our usual meet up activities, which is usually eating and bitching. Me eating, Cotton bitching and Candy juggling both tasks quite impressively.

Aileen suggested the beach. But I hate going to the beach on a holiday, the beach is much better off without those excess people. By excess I mean anyone I don’t wanna see, and that’s basically everyone except Jake. Ahahaha. And I don’t wanna get a tan when my foundation is already a few shades lighter than my skin, the Chanel chick in Taka is an idiot. A blind one at that.

Anyway, the mochafrappe sister sent me this ebay link that sell “Vote of Pedro” tees. They are Napolean Dynamite’s Fans must have! I want one!

Work

I found out that they allocated $150 to the admin each month to stock up pantry food. Considering the number of people using the pantry…that’s a freaking lot of money. You know my old company? It’s a sweat shop.

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Zombie

April 10, 2006 Work/School Comments

I didn’t sleep at all last night. I was watching the Gospel of Judas on National Geographic Channel from 2am to 4am. The initial plan was to doze off on that programme but it didn’t happen, I ended up being very interested in the show. Like, what are the chances of that? After 4, I just couldn’t sleep. Sad thing is, I no longer have the luxury of sleeping and waking up whenever I like, imma hafta survive today without any sleep. *sighs* I’m gonna be a blur doofus today.

PS: I realised I’m gonna miss Oprah and all my afternoon HBO movies.
PPS: Why are there so many guests so early in the morning? You all have no life. Haha.

Updates: They use msn for work. I BELONG HERE!

I’ve been telling the managers in my old company that using msn for internal communication would increase efficiency but they probably thought I was proposing a scheme to chat with my friends at work. Which is partly true, to be completely honest.

But now, this new company is actually encouraging us to use msn (which I know a lot of companies are doing). One girl even nagged me to get it all set up as quickly as possible. I have no rebel urges at all…so please don’t msn me at work y’all cuz I’m hard at work. Ahahaha.

IRC Quotes Database

April 9, 2006 General Comments

Got the link from Bryan. Some of them are hilarious, here are a few of my favourite ones.

BigBurk: God i really cant stand windows me
Felacio: heh i know. i moved to win2k
* Felacio sucks huge cock
Felacio: errr ME, not /me

DigiGnome: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
DigiGnome: I need my socks.

(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.

WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs: i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
XeNoX: Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

studdud: what the fuck is wtf

Beeth: Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
honx: well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

kow`: “There are 10 types of people in the world… those who understand binary and those who don’t.”
SpaceRain: That’s only 2 types of people, kow.
SpaceRain: STUPID
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Nostalgia: JC Life

April 8, 2006 General Comments

1st March 2000
Today is a horrible day. We were discussing about geography and Kelvin they all were using the blue Johnson “drink oil paper”. They were really disgusting cuz the whole paper was translucent and oily. I was especially disgusted by Junrong. I couldn’t stand it and walk away to photocopy something. When I came back, I have this uneasy feeling that something is wrong because they all have that kinda face, like hiding something up their sleeves. Kelvin later ask me to look at my time table cuz he wanted to know what time is economics tomorrow. My timetable was placed in a plastic folder, in my file. I open the file and there, pressed against the clear folder are all those disgusting paper staring back at me. I can’t discribe how I feel. I was utterly disgusted and dunno whether to laugh or cry. I ended up throwing all things around and started screaming. Andy was over at the other table. I must have made a fool out of myself. Damn…but I’ll forgive them.

5th April 2000
I was talking to Senglee when my friends surrounded me. I said no no please but they still pour water over me. I don’t know how to react. I just squat there.

The worst came on Monday. Kean Loon threatened to throw eggs at me. I was pleading with him when I felt something hard hit my head. I thought…shit. Jacob broke an egg on me. While the egg was sliding off my head and face, Keanloon use the 2 eggs he was holding and crush them on my head as if he was playing cymbals. I was too shoke for words, I just sat on the floor when somebody took some of the gooey stuff and smear it on my face. I chase people around but didn’t catch anyone.

How come I’m so useless all the time? And STUPID HERMAN. I read about you and Derry throwing me into Onglai’s swimming pool. Don’t think I forget, ok maybe I did but now everything is crystal clear.

Isis have her fair share of being bullied too. In fact, I think she was more victimised then me. Hahaa.

Good old days man….

And then there is this entry. I’m so sappy!!!

13th March 2000
My parents bought a new piano for me. It’ll come tomorrow. I practise my piano just now. It’s still as good as the first time I played it. That was about 12 years ago when I was 6. Seems like yesterday. It had been through so much with me. Pain, happiness, fun…but it’ll go tomorrow.

I played “My Heart Will Go On” I really sank into the song, first time I di. It was not until just now, when I played “Dark Eyes” that I realised how much it meant to me.

You may think I’m too emotional but god! It’s been with me for about 2/3 of my life. I decided that I will dedicate a song to my piano. It’ll be the last song which I last composed. I’ll call it “My First Piano”

I just want to say I’m really grateful that this piano had been with me for 12 years and been with me through 7 grades. I hope this big fellow would end up in good hands.

To piano: I’m sorry I didn’t treasure you until now. I just wanna say you’re already became a part of my life….I love you…

Although I know I’m gonna laugh at myself in the future but this is what I really feel now.

Oh laugh I did. And now I’m embarassed. I think I went through the same thing when my parents bought a new fridge.

I’m so glad I wrote a JC journal that I was really honest with. Yea I kept this blog since 1999 too but they are hardly the same. This blog is mainly to…hell I don’t know what this blog is for.

Silly Little Things

April 8, 2006 General Comments

Email Babble

Dad: U need a real LV bag
Mum: NO !!!!! NO !!!!! REAL AND IMITATION NO DIFFERENT
Dad: Now u have yr dream car..i thought yr next geniune dream bag is LV/
Sis: hahahahhahahah
Dad: Kapoh..so free..go back to work..Just now I passed yr place..u talk so loud on the phone yr neighbor can hear u talks

In case you’re wondering about the last part, my sister is temping in the same company as my Dad. My mum still sounds drunk. Sometimes, I think my family is like some sitcom and I play the brilliant daughter who is everyone’s favourite. What else do you expect?

Happenings
Thursday: Met up with Meimin for dinner before going down to Momo to watch Aileen and Ivy in action in some business plan pitching competition. They won easily. Went down to Devils afterwards and met up with Daniel and friend for some dancing before heading to McDonald’s where we chatted until 7am. We then went to some food court for breakfast before heading home. Reached home at 9am!

Friday: Woke up at three and rush down to Bugis for clothes fitting for an upcoming show. Work from 8 to 11 before rushing down to Redhill to meet up with Sylvia and her hubby for hardcore natter and unhealthy food. Reached from at 2 am.

Saturday: Meeting long time pal Cris for dinner and shopping.

Sunday: Family time!

Lazy Libra is a misconception according to this site.

The Sun sign itself is known as Lazy Libra, and that’s another inconsistency. For days, weeks or months on end, Librans can be too busy to play. They’ll burn gallons of midnight oil, then rise and shine in time to hear the rooster crow. It wears you out just to watch them. Suddenly, they’ll plop down into a chair, say, “I’m bushed,” and give the best imitation of laziness you’ve ever seen. Once they’ve plopped, you won’t catch them moving a muscle if they can help it. If there’s anyone around who’s willing, they’ll expect to be waited on, hand and foot. When the scales have dipped down toward lethargy, you couldn’t move Libra with a steam shovel. All the nagging and shouting in the world won’t impress him. It’s as if he were in another world. After a period, when he’s recouped his forces, hell feel a spurt of energy, get up, and start chugging down the track again.

Quite true! When I’m on the go, nothing’s stopping me.

The biggest threat to their health is over indulgence of some kind. Eating sweets can bring on obesity, stomach disorders and mottled skin.

Dead on too!

In astronomical point of view, astrology is utter crap. The earth’s precession calculates into inaccurate horoscope signs. Like if you’re an Aries, your correct star sign is Pisces.

But I read that your sense of self is partly determined by social perspective of external factors. So I guess it implies that if you’re following horoscope traits very strictly, you’ll start believing and acting your traits out in time.

But of cuz, some readings are so generic that you’ll more or less fit in. Whatever it is, astrology can be quite fun to read, so check the site up if you’re interested.

The meeting earlier went well for me cuz I’m now quite psyched about how professional the company seem (though it’s still far too early to say). And I think I’m gonna learn so much from it.

Made a short visit to my old company after the meeting and I’m quite happy to see some of my colleagues. Nattered a bit on what I might be missing since I left but I think I’ve got all the juicy bits covered already. I’m a professional kaypo, don’t expect any less. The work environment improved because of recent renovations but some of my favoured faces have moved on to greener pastures. The place looks sadder already. More friends are leaving and soon there will be no reason to visit. It’s really the people that makes the environment.

Like when I was working with the elephants, I was in like the crappiest environment ever. The elephant den is hot and humid, floor littered with giant poos and the place is swarmed with tiny mosquitoes but god, I was SO HAPPY just to be near those gorgeous creatures.

Am I comparing the elephants to my colleagues? Yes, absolutely right!

But you have to understand. I totally adore animals. I get all twitchy when I see them… especially horses. Whenever I see one, I’ll have a huge uncontrollable urge to hug them. I love snakes too, love the chillness and feel of their taut muscles. Then there are the dogs!!! I love all kinds but my favourites are Yorkshires and Westies. Awwww…. cutest things on earth! I love dolphins and sharks too!

Which reminds me, everytime I refused to eat shark fins, people would automatically point out that I consumed other kinds of meat anyway, so why not sharks. Like where is the link stupid? Not eating shark fin is a preference. Do you eat humans? No? Hey, but you ate chicken leh…

Anyway, I’ll be catching up with my Cotton Candy Girls tomorrow. Should be fun! We’re gonna partay!!!! More tomorrow..

PS: I wanna change my look, I want Nicole Richie’s Hair!!!

The Past and the Present

April 5, 2006 General Comments

Met up with my JC pals earlier. We may be in our twenties, but when we meet up it’s like we are sixteen once again… carefree, loud, total disregard for social etiquettes, believing you can get away with anything. I miss JC and all the stupid things we did! Great Memories!

New job starts on Monday, but I need to meet a client tomorrow. This is too fast, one day I’m a bummer and the next day I have a meeting to attend!?

I’m not complaining though. This is exactly where I plan to go into in a couple of years time, after I’ve accumulated relevant experiences. I quite surprise that I’m actually there now! Everything’s so new and scary, I hope I don’t screw up!

Gonna sleep now…here’s a goodbye note from everybody’s favourite herman!
Herman: * No more Austin Pls! He’s History! * says:
herman in online name only. are you rainbow brite or priscila?
Rainbow Brite says:
I’m faffi!
Herman: * No more Austin Pls! He’s History! * says:
bleah
Herman: * No more Austin Pls! He’s History! * says:
ur faffu la
Herman: * No more Austin Pls! He’s History! * says:
cos u grew fat?
Rainbow Brite says:
WTF

Here’s the wonderful thing you can do as a bummer. Bum until everybody starts nagging at you. Until your bimbo bestfriend sits you down to talk serious career stuff. Bum until your mum threatens to throw you out of the house. Alright, she didn’t actually threaten me but I can see it in her eyes and the way she clenched her fists when she comes home after a long day at work and sees me lying on the sofa singing. “Hey hey hey beautiful day!”

Bum around until it drives everyone insane. So insane it’s starting to tick you too….then….get a job.

Whatever shitty job it is it’ll still be totally shweet!

The Weekend

April 3, 2006 General Comments

Ice Age was better than expected. I thought it was funnier than the first one. The other half of my movie enjoyment goes to the popcorns. I had honey coated popcorns AND buttered popcorns. When faced with options, take all!

Then there was a birthday party on Sunday. There was a $300 birthday cake. I wasn’t as appalled after I saw it cuz was huge. And it was strawberry flavoured. In other words, it was a huge slice of heaven. I reckoned I ate $40 worth of heaven. Sinful.

On Friday, there was this beautiful trans who told me I’m pretty and that I should join Miss Signapore and that she’ll support me if I join next year. Then she summon her friends over to come and look and made them all agree. I was extremely cool about such things yo and I went…er oh..um yea thanks. ah…hehehe.